It's Pronounced "Pink Cactus": Archive

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Television: In the criminal justice system--

Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

Jun 1st

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Jun 1st

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May 31st

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Nursing School Problems

I wish my nursing books read as easy, and as fun, as the #HungerGames trilogy.

May 31st

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Nursing Skewl Day 1

My first day of nursing school went well. A lot of information was thrown at the class. I’m hoping my experience as a LPN will help me through this year of school. I had 8 hours of class today (Transitions and Dosage & Calculations), & when I came home I studied for another 4 hours. I’m trying to stay on top of this material. Right now we are working on nursing diagnosis &...

May 30th

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Nursing School Begins Tomorrow

I’m all packed & ready for my first day of nursing school tomorrow. I’m nervous as hell, but I’m ready!

May 29th

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May 28th

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May 27th

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May 27th

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May 24th

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Nursing School Problems

I did some reading from my cancer chapter yesterday, & last night I had dreams about what I had read. #NursingSchoolProblems!

May 22nd

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While working with a sassy doctor

Doctor: So, do you have any drug allergies
Patient: Yeah! I'm allergic to NSAIDS
Doctor: Okay and what happens when you take them
Patient: I die.
Doctor: Really now......but I see you say you're taking Naproxen... that's an NSAID
Patient: No it's not! You should really look things up on the internet before you think you know things!
Doctor: Oh HELL NO
 *Doctor storms out of the room and walks back in with a bottle of Aleve and hands it to the patient*
Doctor: What does it say on the side of the bottle, ma'am?
Patient: Aleve is an NSAID....................
Doctor: And I didn't even have to wikipedia that.
~Cranquis: wants to high-five this doctor!

May 21st

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May 20th

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May 19th

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May 19th

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May 18th

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Nursing School Uniforms

UPS delivered my white scrub pants I had to order for nursing school. These are a lot thicker than most white scrub pants. 80% polyester!!! Since I’m extra short, I had to take these pants to my faithful lady who does all my alterations. She is going to be taking about 6 inches off each leg!! Apparently short people aren’t supposed to be nurses. haha FOLLOW THIS BLOG

May 17th

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I am now registered for all my summer #nursing courses! W00T!!! Professional Nursing Transitions (basically a refresher course for LPN’s), Transitions Clinical, Dosage & Calculations, and Childbearing Family (aka OB), and OB Clinical.

May 15th

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May 15th

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May 15th

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May 15th

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May 14th

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Lots of information thrown at me today for #NursingSchool, but I’m ready to plunge into the nursing program. FOLLOW THIS BLOG

May 14th

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I have Nursing School orientation this afternoon. I’m nervous & excited. I’ll finally be able to register for my classes today! FOLLOW THIS BLOG

May 14th

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May 13th

Hey Guys! We're now 90k :)

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May 13th

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