I'm a LPN (Licensed Practical Nurse), and currently a nursing student in Memphis, TN. I'm working on my Registered Nursing degree. I am a liberal, and very proud of it! The Virginia Tech Hokies are my favorite college team. My I love my kitty Orion (aka Olay). No children, yet. I am married to a pretty awesome guy (originally from Argentina) & we brew our own beer.
WHEN YOUR INDEPENDENT PATIENT ASKS FOR A BED BATH
Tell me it isn’t true ;p
Cranquis (examining a 10-year old child’s hand after a fall): Well, nothing seems to hurt you during the exam, so that’s good. I don’t think we’ll need to get an xray.
Mother: OH HANG ON A SECOND DOCTOR ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE CHECKING IT RIGHT BECAUSE WHEN I TOUCHED HER HAND BEFORE SHE SAID IT…
An actual page one of my friends got.
We have a winner for most fucked up page, ladies and gentlemen.
What What in the butt
WHEN I GET HOME AND SUDDENLY REMEMBER SOMETHING I FORGOT TO TELL IN REPORT
LMAO!!! So True!!! Fingers can’t dial on the phone fast enough…….
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While working with a sassy doctor
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Doctor:So, do you have any drug allergies
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Patient:Yeah! I'm allergic to NSAIDS
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Doctor:Okay and what happens when you take them
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Patient:I die.
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Doctor:Really now......but I see you say you're taking Naproxen... that's an NSAID
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Patient:No it's not! You should really look things up on the internet before you think you know things!
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Doctor:Oh HELL NO
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*Doctor storms out of the room and walks back in with a bottle of Aleve and hands it to the patient*
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Doctor:What does it say on the side of the bottle, ma'am?
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Patient:Aleve is an NSAID....................
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Doctor:And I didn't even have to wikipedia that.
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~Cranquis:wants to high-five this doctor!
